this is the happiest I’ve been in a long time
this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water
fox mulder: *points to unknown lifeform* thats an alien
government: no… you don’t undesrtand,… that’s not an alien you are wrong… pleas,e… you cnanot say this fake thign,
fox mulder: lov this alien
Life goin’ nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah. Stayin’ alive.
Jim Moriarty + Bee Gees’ Staying Alive
The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”
#and white washed all the characters
"Why are you taking your backpack to the bathroom??"
does anybody realise how much this GIF represents British people
I remember on one episode this kept happening and Ed Byrne grabbed the microphone stand and ran off with it.
my last words will probably be sarcastic
Oh sure, wave that knife around. I am SO SCARED…
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
Agents of Q.U.I.L.T.B.A.G